December 2011
Dec 29th
66,113 notes
operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
Dec 29th
3,524 notes
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Dec 29th
81,758 notes
Dec 29th
78,067 notes
Dec 28th
6,599 notes
Dec 28th
5,833 notes
1 tag
Dec 28th
11,794 notes
Dec 28th
1,450 notes
Dec 28th
2,299 notes
Dec 27th
11,991 notes
3 tags
LOL dad is so drunk he's drunk dreaming....
does that even make sense. LMAO OMG. drinking hard on a wednesday night… as you do.
Dec 27th
1 note
Dec 26th
64,581 notes
Dec 26th
27,335 notes
1 tag
Dec 26th
11,587 notes
Dec 26th
36,590 notes
Dec 26th
4,249 notes
Dec 26th
21,734 notes
Dec 26th
75,389 notes
Dec 26th
92,348 notes
Dec 26th
20,810 notes
Dec 26th
51,682 notes
Dec 26th
41,504 notes
Dec 25th
285 notes
Dec 25th
46,261 notes
Dec 25th
17,809 notes
Dec 25th
5,967 notes
Listensreezuh: Take Care (Drake Medley) - Joseph SoMo
Dec 25th
10,793 notes
1 tag
$50 dollar tip from work!
ohhh yeaahh and all i did was sit there and change the lady’s bet! :D woo. more money for meeee
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
60,166 notes
Dec 24th
70,526 notes
Dec 24th
89,797 notes
Dec 24th
2 notes
Dec 23rd
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
Dec 23rd
28,852 notes
Dec 23rd
8,927 notes
Dec 23rd
3 notes
Dec 22nd
53,249 notes
Dec 22nd
1,003 notes
Dec 22nd
28 notes
Dec 22nd
39,908 notes
8 tags
Dec 22nd
2,513 notes
Dec 22nd
17,431 notes
Dec 22nd
62,671 notes
Dec 22nd
7,717 notes
Dec 22nd
900 notes
Dec 21st
41,001 notes
Dec 21st
36,452 notes
6 tags
Dec 21st
176 notes
Dec 21st
116,738 notes
Dec 21st
87 notes