December 2011
operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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LOL dad is so drunk he's drunk dreaming....
does that even make sense. LMAO OMG.
drinking hard on a wednesday night… as you do.
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$50 dollar tip from work!
ohhh yeaahh and all i did was sit there and change the lady’s bet!
:D woo. more money for meeee
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
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spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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